Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Norwegian Wood

I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me... 
She showed me her room, isn't it good, norwegian wood? 

She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere, 
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair. 
I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine 
We talked until two and then she said, "It's time for bed" 

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh. 
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath 

And when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown 
So I lit a fire, isn't it good, norwegian wood.


  1. Whats wid these Norwegians? Dont they got spell check on there puters? Well at least they got the Your name right! Awesome brother your WORLD WIDE! Good to see your talent is noticed in fjords land I dug Oslo back in da 80s!

  2. As the Chief said mate . . . Njerden bjerden in de fjerden . . . vorld domination vill be yours !! Well deserved buddy.
    P.S - tee arrived, sticky on lid, cheers.